There are reasons Enlanra and I shouldn't talk...

**erisesoteric** · July 10th, 2003, 06:43 AM

eris: the forum is nice, but I've decided that door to door tactics work better

Enlanra: it brings that personal touch

eris: wow I'm the jehovah's witness of webcomics
Enlanra: or a mormon

eris: *knock knock* do you believe in something positive? Do you know for certain that the pantheon exists?

Enlanra: *snotty* Sorry, i'm strictly a nonfiction reader. Webcomics are the devils work.

eris: ah, but madam, we have a full line of journal comics, right here for your perusal.

Enlanra: journal comics, ha! destroying the forests you are!

eris: but that's the beauty of it! These journal comics are on the web! No trees die! They simply tell the stories of ordinary people like me and you.

Enlanra: So do biographies and those are true! You believe in things like squishy cats and boylove!

eris: you're saying that squishy cats don't exist?

Enlanra: I do not believe in squishy cats.

eris: You're saying boylove doesn't exist?

Enlanra: Boylove is unnatural and of the DEVIL!! *tosses holy water at you*

eris: *gets wet* but it exists, right?

Enlanra: Only because people are sinners and warped! They should repent!! REPENT!! ((and how did I become a psychotic christian...*ponders*))

eris: so, if you don't believe in boylove, and it exists, and you don't believe in squishy cats, they must exist too.

Enlanra: ....

Enlanra: ....

Enlanra: I have seen the error of my ways! There are squishy cats! I believe!

eris: I believe most proselytizers work in this fashion